I’ve never been told that I’m fat quite so nicely.
A famous (but dead) writer once said (I assume when he was still alive when he said it but I’ve been wrong before) that the ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. It’s a good thing I have the internet. Quotes. I was reading a book the other day and… An equally famous (but equally dead) mathematician who does not poop on my car (at least, not much) once observed that human endeavour […]